5 Things You Can Do This Christmas To Make The Marxists Miserable | ZeroHedge

Authored by Kevin Downey Jr. via PJMedia.com,

Why is Christmas the most wonderful time of the year? Is it all the mistletoeing and hearts that are glowing? Yeah, that all rocks, but my values — and kicks — revolving around Christmas joy have taken a holly jolly turn, and I'd like to get you on board.

If you think eggnog and caroling are fun, wait until you get your bald-headed niecephew so mad zhe poops zher Che Guevara manties.

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Born In A Police State: The Deep State’s Persecution Of Its Most Vulnerable Citizens | ZeroHedge

Authored by John & Nisha Whitehead via The Rutherford Institute,

The Christmas story of a baby born in a manger is a familiar one.

The Roman Empire, a police state in its own right, had ordered that a census be conducted. Joseph and his pregnant wife Mary traveled to the little town of Bethlehem so that they could be counted. There being no room for the couple at any of the inns, they stayed in a stable (a barn), where Mary gave birth to a baby boy, Jesus. Warned that the (more…)

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‘Crack’ Removed From Christmas Crackers To Save The Planet | ZeroHedge

Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Modernity.news,

The ‘crack’ from Christmas crackers is being removed for environmental reasons and to turn Christmas into a “celebration of responsibility,” defeating the entire purpose of pulling one in the first place.

Yes, really.

Joyless eco-mentalists, committed in their mission to eliminate all fun, have lobbied for the introduction of ‘crackless crackers’, and their efforts are already coming to fruition. (more…)

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